ChillsQuote of the Week

"Life is too short to be little."
~Disraeli
Showing posts with label ChillsLaughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ChillsLaughs. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Condominium

Condominium. What about it?


It’s the place people stay; it’s a high rise building.


Say it fast and you’ll never know what’s so funny about it.


But say it slow and you’ll notice that you’re obscene.


The picture below captures the essence of this pun.


Condom um ampang

See. This is a good way to be infamous and attract business…

Somebody must have taken out the “in”.

*The author believes that if one pays enough attention to one's surrounding, there are a lot of funny things around you to keep more than one laughing for an eternity. : ]

Saturday, June 18, 2011

ChillsLaugh–The Doctor Joke

One day, I paid a visit to the clinic. I got to know that the doctor was quite new and so perhaps not well adapted yet. And I overheard the following conversation…

Doctor: Hi, what’s the problem here?

Patient: I’m sick…

Doctor: …

Patient: Of you…

Nah, that was just my nasty imagination.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Rusty juice

One of a kind juice…

Have you come across a juice called rusty juice or “Jus Karat”? Well I have, in a menu that is. Spotted at an undisclosed mamak stall in Shah Alam. Let me give you a hint, the name of the mamak stall starts with “I”.

jus karat
You can have rusty juice or rusty milk juice



Saturday, December 4, 2010

The most disgusting cock?

A Question and Answer.

Question: Who is the most disgusting cock ever?


Answer: Cock-roach.


cockroach
Eww!